Monday, April 5, 2010

Jay Leno, Find Yourself Another Country To Be Part Of

Let's call out another enemy of the state to the tune of the Phil Ochs classic civil rights anthem, "Here's To The State Of Mississippi". Yes kids, it's time for another installment of Find Yourself Another Country To Be Part Of.

In the longstanding tradition of adopting the folk classic to fit the times, I'll add a verse to state my case as to why the subject in question needs to find a new place to call home.

In the first installment, Bill O'Reilly was asked to resign his citizenship. Unfortunately, he did not. Let's hope this next request is fulfilled.

My next subject of deportation:
Jay Leno

Here's to the hack known as Jay Leno,
Whose path to the Tonight Show was callous and without care;
On the climb to the crown, he burned a thousand bridges everywhere.
His populist raillery leaves good humorists in despair,
What was done to Conan is reason enough for public flogging in a square.
And here's to the land you've torn out the heart of,
Jay Leno, find yourself another country to be part of.

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